Stupid Itunes

So I wanted to download more guilt ridden residual free episodes of television from itunes, and of course the show I need to catch up on isn't on there. Awesome. 

Why wouldn't they have private practice? it makes no sense; and I'm in no way pleased. So instead I bought an episode of South Park, equally as enjoyable; just not the same.

Anyhow, I must say I miss the luxury of a thousand cable channels being at home. Here in shitty Sherman where I attend school, we get cable, sure. Even fancy digital cable with DVR (not in the dorms of course) but still most people don't have E!. And that's just ludicrous, I miss my daily dose of inane celebrity factoids. But, what I miss most of all is my vital screenings of Chelsea Lately. Ugh, it makes me sad just thinking about all the wit I'm missing out on. I really want to write her a letter/email/stalk her via phone, and try to get her to give my sorority one of her seminars.... That would be pretty cool.

Maybe I'll be able to sleep now.