And now that I've finally recovered from my New Years Eve induced hangover I decided I should reappear and start the new year off right, even if it is almost five days in now. For starters, I'd just like to let all you who were worried about my health during this absence that I am fine (and by all of you, I mean none of you. Because lets be honest. The only person who reads this, is me... And the occasional friend I force to listen to my witty comments after I laugh aloud typing them). The long term affects of my last night of 2007 have yet to be determined, but if my motor skills and other normal functions begin to deteriorate to an alarming low I'm sure you'll notice.
So again I say, it's 2008. Who the fuck cares... In my mind New Years Eve is pretty much the high point of most years, and New Years day is usually the suckiest... Not counting days such as Valentines Day (if you're alone), Columbus Day (If you're a Native American), and "Random drug/alcohol test day from your parole officer," if you're Bobby Brown.
Anyhow this so-called 2008 has taught me a few things, however inane they may seem:
1) When consuming Fruity Pebbles, the milk to cereal ratio must be seriously readjusted. Now, I'm no mathematician but I think it is probably safe to safe the proportions should be around 3/5 of Bedrock's best to 2/5 Milk.
2) Make a New Year's resolution you can keep: Like mine, don't drive the wrong way down the freeway drunk. So far, so good.
3) The third final thing I've learned so far is that I need to start looking into a 12 step program for Mac addicts...
4) Fourth and Finally... I learned the AMPTP sucks. but then again, I knew that last year.
Enough about the new year.... It is now January fifth, and you know what that means..... (and yes I do mean more than the numerical value, or any other completely legitimate observations you might have.).... It means that there are Twenty Six Days until season four of LOST premieres. And hot damn! That's exciting... Only 3 plus weeks, or to be a little more precise... about 36, 840 minutes until the premiere. Which to me the first thing I noticed about the number where the two digits, 8 and 4....and what significance they may have. But then I remembered that was just me overanalyzing every tiny detail of any given thing in order to determine whether or not it has greater meaning in the whole scheme of things... and as it turns... that is is a great mind exercise to prepare my brain to re-enter the world of LOST on January 31st.
Anyhow, I'm trying not to read spoilers. I never really want to know the answers they will reveal ahead of time. But like a moth to a flame, I'm the spoiler worlds pathetic little bitch...
On one final note before I go...
Everyone should look into the series of essays called "Why we write" and they're pretty bad ass. www.whywewrite.wordpress.com
Next time...I'll talk more about lost... and that damn Find815 game that I love.
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